ANNUAL SPORTSMAN’S DINNER ~ ~ FRIDAY 14th MAY ~ AN EVENING OF RUGBY MAYHEM
PRESIDED OVER BY THE FINEST PRODUCT TO COME OUT OF MARYPORT SINCE THE FISH PACKING PLANT CLOSED ~ ~ MR HOWARD NICHOLSON
YOU WILL BE REGALED WITH TALES OF DARING DEEDS BY A MAN THAT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT WAS DEAD ~ ~ MR RAY FRENCH
YOU WILL BE FASCINATED BY THE FLASHING WIT AND INSIDE KNOWLEDGE OF A MAN WHO CLAIMS TO KNOW NOTHING ~ ~ MR STEVE HANLEY
YOU WILL BE FED BY A CATERING COMPANY WHERE THE BOSS THINKS A MICHELIN STAR IS AWARDED FOR CYCLING PROFICIENCY
TICKETS £25 PER HEAD WITH TABLES AVAILABLE TO THOSE WHO DON’T WANT TO EAT ON THEIR KNEE’S
LATE BAR AVAILABLE FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO CRAWL HOME ON THEIR KNEE’S
TICKET SALES ARE BEING HANDLED BY A MAN WHO WOULD ONLY RECORD DETAILS ON THE BACK OF A FAG PACKET IF HE HADN’T GOT A BUS TICKET AVAILABLE ~ ~ MR MEL HANLEY
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